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What's wrong, bud?

2
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You waiting for the mailman?

3
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If you must know, I have a girl coming
over.

4
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Did you order another blow -up doll?

5
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It does pop way too easy.

6
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Dating is much less expensive.

7
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Dating?

8
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What bridge troll agreed to suck on your
billy goat?

9
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It's not a bridge troll, Dad.

10
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Actually, she's a really nice girl I met
at the bus stop.

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Bus stop?

12
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Yeah, she was short on her fare, so she
came and asked if I had some, and we got

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to talking, and I asked her on a date.

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Wow.

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So what you're saying is that some
homeless girl hit you up for some

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loose change, and you ended up with a
date out of the deal.

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But... I'm so proud of you. It's your
first date.

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She's not calling us, Dad.

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She just needed a quarter, so she came
and asked me.

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All right, well, just so you know,
there'll be no squatters in this house.

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Don't worry.

22
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I'll show her where the toilet is.

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Oh, here she is now.

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Hey. Hi.

25
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Oh, Dad.

26
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Oh, come right in.

27
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Dad, this is Chloe, my girlfriend.

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We just met, actually.

29
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I'm just Bud's friend. Hi, nice to meet
you. Whoa.

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You're the hoochie -bob -a -day. Hit my
club for some bucks, huh?

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Well, anyway, Dad, you got a chance to
meet my girlfriend.

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I don't know if I was a girlfriend or
barely a friend. Can we have some

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here? Oh!

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I better not find her pitching a tent in
the backyard.

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Well, may I get your sweater, m 'lady?

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Sure,

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sure.

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We have some very fine fruit for your
enjoyment.

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Would you like a piece?

40
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Oh, yes.

41
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Thank you.

42
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Wow.

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Some TV?

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Ah.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

47
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Oh, yeah.

48
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Oh, my God.

49
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Thank you.

50
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Oh my god!

51
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Oh yes!

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Ooh.